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The best Big Ben jokes

Now, I know getting hurt isn't funny, but now that we know he's okay, let's unleash our humor...

In an extrodinary move of team unity Coach Cowher has graciously agreed to donate his jaw to Ben's recovery.
From The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Ben's Commercial
Campbell's will still tape a commercial today for Chunky soup starring Ben Roethlisberger's mother, even though Ben won't be available. Ben has recovered enough to eat the soup in the ad, but he refuses to use a napkin.
From Jake's Comedy Corner

As I’m sure you know by now, Ben Roethlisberger was not wearing a helmet when he had his accident. It’s dangerous not to wear a helmet. Just think how many guys are celebrated Father’s Day yesterday because they weren’t wearing a helmet.
Jay Leno

When news broke of his accident, people feared the worst, in order of importance:
• Will he miss part of the season?
• Will he miss the entire season?
• Will he ever play football again?
• Will he be able to walk again?
• Will he die?
• Gasp — will Charlie Batch once again be a starting quarterback?
From Blogcritics.org

Also, Ben's helmet was up for sale on Ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8828346114
I'm kind of wondering if the winning bidder will wear it.

There is also a Big Ben Motorcycle Accident bobblehead:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220001342757

Finally, please buy the Big Ben commemorative jersey:

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Posted on Wednesday, June 28, 2006 at 03:34PM by Registered CommenterBettina | Comments7 Comments

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Reader Comments (7)

You know why Ben wasn't wearing a helmet?

He doesn't have a brain in his head.
July 12, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterVal Stevens
hey everyone shut up about ben. everyone makes mistakes. btw he has a brain in his head, i am thing that you don't.
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