75% of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Troy Polamalu.
This is obvious.

Polamalu said, "It doesn't matter to me if he tackles me by my hair or my ankles."

He is so badass!

Here's what Larry Johnson had to say: "The dude had hair, what do you want me to do? They said that the hair is a part of the uniform last time I checked. When I grabbed him, that's the only thing I could get my hands on was to grab and pull him down. Now, everything after words…If you know anybody who has long hair, you take your hand and run it through somebody's head, It is going to get stuck, and that's what happened. It wasn't not like I'm trying to jerk him around after I made the tackle..."

Now, I know when you have a double negative, you make them both positive to understand more easily:

This is probably the best t-shirt ever made.